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Hola!

I am back. Sorry that I haven't blahged in a while, I have been on sabbatical much like the Sports Guy, only my book is about how 90% of the American population could be sports writers.

My sabbatical included a trip to Miami to watch a little football on Thursday night as the Aggies of Texas A&M took it in the back door from a Miami team that was no more impressive as the Aggies were shitty. There are a few things I took away from this game that have nothing to do with football.

1) The Orange Bowl is without a doubt the shittiest, most dilapidated stadium in all of sports. This historic stadium hasn't had an update since the mid 70's. The scoreboard doesn’t even have a jumbotron. Are you fucking kidding me?!? Half the high schools in America have jumbotrons by now, I didn't even get to watch the replay of either (2) of Javorski Lane's carries.

2) I was scared shitless of the Miami fans. The only music that is played in the stadium is rap. And during every song, fifty thugs would turn around and flash gang signs at the opposing fans during the game. I was surprised there were not metal detectors at the gates.

3) They sell beer!!!!!!!!!!!! This makes up for the shithole stadium, but it makes so much sense. Why college stadiums don't sell beer at games is ludacris. Not only that, but I learned only two stadiums in NCAA football sell beer for all home games, The Orange Bowl and Notre Dame Stadium. What do you want to bet that beer consumption is higher through the first four games than at any other time in ND history?

4) There is a restaurant on Washington St. in Miami called Sum Yum Guy. No Bull Shit, I got my picture taken in front of it.

5) A&M was a 2.5 point underdog. Vegas knows their shit, and everyone looked at that line and bet big on the Ags. Typical, the Agros didn't show up and everyone lost money. This is interesting only because Alabama is a 2.5 point underdog vs. FSU this weekend. Could another Florida team surprise against a one dimensional running attack that will try and get to the corner? Probably not cause Nick Satan is a much better coach than Dennis "Plain Vanilla" Franchione.

6) O.J Simpson – Not a Jew, but guess who is Hall of Famer Rod Carew

The next post will be entirely about the Dores. The by-curious week left us without a lot of Vandy news to talk about, but expect it to ramp up soon.