What's with LSU's offensive coordinator? I respect Hester as much as the next average dude, but seriously, give the ball to Williams.
Weren't Henig's first 3 interceptions worth 500? If that was the case, why was he still able to be the thrower?
Lou Holtz still can't speak. Could he ever?
Are they keeping Corso in hiding until the big day?
- 8+ Days
Friday, August 31
Thursday, August 30
Countdown...
Fans, its finally here. College football, and more importantly SEC Football, begins tonight with the matchup between LSU and Mississippi State. Personally, I believe that Les Miles' bengaled tigers are going to pound Sylvestor Croom's wannabe Bulldogs into oblivion. However, its SEC football, so anything could happen (but not tonight).
Anyways, there is much to come this weekend. On a spur of the moment, and a fantastic sales pitch from the Burglar, I have decided to make the journey to Dallas this weekend. There will be some sort of running commentary for the Richmond game, though if you're a real fan, you'll be keeping track of it yourself.
Anyways, there is much to come this weekend. On a spur of the moment, and a fantastic sales pitch from the Burglar, I have decided to make the journey to Dallas this weekend. There will be some sort of running commentary for the Richmond game, though if you're a real fan, you'll be keeping track of it yourself.
Wednesday, August 29
Verne Lundquist?
If you haven't read Jesus and the Burglar's posts from last night, make sure you do. Both are very informative. Quintana, I had no idea that Verne attended your esteemed alma mater. I can just see his pudgy figure strutting around the halls of Stephen Austin High. Reminds me of someone else I knew that went there.
Anyways, the FoxSports.com SEC preview is out, and they are showing Vandy some serious love. They picked the 'Dores as the "Team to Surprise" this year, and agreed with everyone else in the Vandy Sports world by saying we will go bowling this year. They picked us to win all 4 non-SEC games this year (Richmond, Eastern Michigan, MiamiU, WF), and picked His Name Is.. As the #5 Pro-prospect in the conference. Not to shabby. For once in my life, I agree with something that was said by a Fox affiliate.
The Fayetteville Observer gave Earl a backhanded compliment by calling him "Great Player, Bad Team." You can take that opinion and shove it, Fay Observer.
Yesterday, there was an article that can be found through Vucommodores.com titled "Richmond could be Trouble for Vandy." Give me a break. Because they beat Duke last year, 13-0, they are all of a sudden trouble for the 'Dores? I can guarantee you that if the Spiders are trouble, you can find my season tickets on eBay next Monday.
I can't even begin to describe my excitement for this weekend. If anyone I know in the Atlanta area is driving up for the game, let me know. I just might join you. Otherwise, I will be at home with the ESPN Gametracker hooked up to the TV, and Joe Fisher's voice pumping, thanks to 104.5 the Zone online. By the way, Joe Fisher could beat the crap out of Larry Munson, and don't give me that "age" excuse.
-4 Days
Anyways, the FoxSports.com SEC preview is out, and they are showing Vandy some serious love. They picked the 'Dores as the "Team to Surprise" this year, and agreed with everyone else in the Vandy Sports world by saying we will go bowling this year. They picked us to win all 4 non-SEC games this year (Richmond, Eastern Michigan, MiamiU, WF), and picked His Name Is.. As the #5 Pro-prospect in the conference. Not to shabby. For once in my life, I agree with something that was said by a Fox affiliate.
The Fayetteville Observer gave Earl a backhanded compliment by calling him "Great Player, Bad Team." You can take that opinion and shove it, Fay Observer.
Yesterday, there was an article that can be found through Vucommodores.com titled "Richmond could be Trouble for Vandy." Give me a break. Because they beat Duke last year, 13-0, they are all of a sudden trouble for the 'Dores? I can guarantee you that if the Spiders are trouble, you can find my season tickets on eBay next Monday.
I can't even begin to describe my excitement for this weekend. If anyone I know in the Atlanta area is driving up for the game, let me know. I just might join you. Otherwise, I will be at home with the ESPN Gametracker hooked up to the TV, and Joe Fisher's voice pumping, thanks to 104.5 the Zone online. By the way, Joe Fisher could beat the crap out of Larry Munson, and don't give me that "age" excuse.
-4 Days
Backfield
I'm worried about our situation at running back. Seeing as we're apparently going to redshirt Gaston Miller, that leaves us with CJG, JJ, Hawkins, and Ryan van Rensburg (The RV). I don't see much speed there.
CJG is a big back who doesn't hit the holes quickly and does not truck people like a big back should. JJ will be a nice addition to the squad as he should provide a presence in short yardage situations and inside the red zone. And despite how awesome The RV is going to be, he brings pretty much the same skill set as JJ. Lastly, there is Hawkins. He is the only back that seems to have any resemblance of breakaway speed as he averaged 6.9 ypc last year. However he only had 43 carries on the year and hasn't proved he can play a significant amount of snaps a game.
I don't feel comfortable with this depth chart. I think we're going to be able to keep the ball most of the timeby getting those three yard carries that can maintain drives, but we need that running back who can be a deep threat and keep defenses honest against the run. If we had this, we'd be able to incorporate out tight end and take some of the heat off of Nickson.
CJG is a big back who doesn't hit the holes quickly and does not truck people like a big back should. JJ will be a nice addition to the squad as he should provide a presence in short yardage situations and inside the red zone. And despite how awesome The RV is going to be, he brings pretty much the same skill set as JJ. Lastly, there is Hawkins. He is the only back that seems to have any resemblance of breakaway speed as he averaged 6.9 ypc last year. However he only had 43 carries on the year and hasn't proved he can play a significant amount of snaps a game.
I don't feel comfortable with this depth chart. I think we're going to be able to keep the ball most of the timeby getting those three yard carries that can maintain drives, but we need that running back who can be a deep threat and keep defenses honest against the run. If we had this, we'd be able to incorporate out tight end and take some of the heat off of Nickson.
Tuesday, August 28
Krystal Stacks
He got me again today. No less than 10 minutes before heading out of the office after doing nothing all day I was hit with a project. I'm not surprised by such occurrence's anymore, but the moral of the story is I spent all day searching the internet and probably visited the following sites in order at least 11 times.
Washington Post Sports Page
Drudge Report
ESPN
Rivals
& Sports Illustrated
The Post offered nothing substantive about the 'Skins, but I guess I can't expect much as Marv's gaming buddy Vick has monopolized the media. The Drudge Report had some great ones...Brokeback Bathroom, hilarious...news of Britney being hit with child abuse claims due to feeding her children junk food and not providing them proper dental care, while having an article that has Louisiana ranked as the 4th most obese state, even better. Does any of this matter in the grand scheme of the 'Dores? Absolutely not. Just like the Jesus' ridiculous statement that Austin High's football team, who's claim to fame is Verne Lundquist, has more information on the web than the Richmond Spiders.
ESPN gave Earl and Vandy some more love as McShay said that among wide receivers, he is the best route runner, has the second best hands, to some player from "What comes out of a China-man's butt? Rice, Rice, Rice," and is the most durable in the NCAA. Additionally, Herbstreit rated him as one of the most underrated players in the land despite saying he'd rather have Early Doucet on his team. When will people realize that Earl may not have the 40 times, but that he just gets it done? I guess you can't hate on Herbstreit too much though as he is yet another news person who lists the 'Dores as his sleeper of the SEC.
Rivals didn't really give me anything new today other than Ashley Russell...gorgeous, speaking to me yet again as I logged on to the website. If you have a user name, watch Taylor Thompson's highlight tapes, he could be awesome.
Finally, I visited SI.com. Why I continue to do this to myself I don't know. The site is miserable. Every few days two of the worst journalists, Peter King and Stewart Mandel, are provided a forum to voice their opinions on such things as what to do with the preseason or some article on college football that mentions the most overrated program of all time, Notre Dame. As many have said before, "they don't know shit about shit."
Washington Post Sports Page
Drudge Report
ESPN
Rivals
& Sports Illustrated
The Post offered nothing substantive about the 'Skins, but I guess I can't expect much as Marv's gaming buddy Vick has monopolized the media. The Drudge Report had some great ones...Brokeback Bathroom, hilarious...news of Britney being hit with child abuse claims due to feeding her children junk food and not providing them proper dental care, while having an article that has Louisiana ranked as the 4th most obese state, even better. Does any of this matter in the grand scheme of the 'Dores? Absolutely not. Just like the Jesus' ridiculous statement that Austin High's football team, who's claim to fame is Verne Lundquist, has more information on the web than the Richmond Spiders.
ESPN gave Earl and Vandy some more love as McShay said that among wide receivers, he is the best route runner, has the second best hands, to some player from "What comes out of a China-man's butt? Rice, Rice, Rice," and is the most durable in the NCAA. Additionally, Herbstreit rated him as one of the most underrated players in the land despite saying he'd rather have Early Doucet on his team. When will people realize that Earl may not have the 40 times, but that he just gets it done? I guess you can't hate on Herbstreit too much though as he is yet another news person who lists the 'Dores as his sleeper of the SEC.
Rivals didn't really give me anything new today other than Ashley Russell...gorgeous, speaking to me yet again as I logged on to the website. If you have a user name, watch Taylor Thompson's highlight tapes, he could be awesome.
Finally, I visited SI.com. Why I continue to do this to myself I don't know. The site is miserable. Every few days two of the worst journalists, Peter King and Stewart Mandel, are provided a forum to voice their opinions on such things as what to do with the preseason or some article on college football that mentions the most overrated program of all time, Notre Dame. As many have said before, "they don't know shit about shit."
Vanderbilt vs. Richmond Preview
Sept. 1, 7pm, Nashvegas
The Dores start their season against the national powerhouse Richmond Spiders. This is a slight letdown from last year when I traveled up to the "Big House" to watch the Commies battle a national title contender. I am still amazed that anyone would want to play football up there; I mean the girls are hideous. Scouting the Spiders is no easy task this year, seeing there is more information about my high school team on the internet than the mighty Spiders.
One thing is for sure, if Vegas let us bet on games where the Dores' play Little League teams we would be 40 or 50 point favorites, with an over under of around 57. But they don't and it is probably in our best interest.
Richmond surprised Duke last year by beating them in their season opener 13-0 in Durham. This was a big deal for the Spiders as they beat a I-A team for the first time since 2000. Don't expect a repeat of last year as the Dores are about a gazillion times better than Duke and our school actually gives a damn about football and we don't SUCK.
Big news in the media today is on regaining a home field advantage at Vanderbilt Stadium. Although there will not be a capacity crowd on hand for this one, expect those devoted fans who make it to the game to be extremely loud and obnoxious. Note the 7pm kickoff, this means that even the Dong Pockets might make it to the tailgate/game on time and have a solid 4 plus hours of boozing. This will lead to a mighty unruly crowd to make lots of noise.
Richmond returns the vast majority of their offense (9 starters) including their QB, RB and leading WR. This will be a good test for the D to see if they can step it up and hopefully not show any glaring holes for Saban and crew to try and take advantage of. Expect Goff to have a monster game as he shows off his ability to cover the run and pass as well as his unique ability to actually eat people on the field. I am predicting a 13 tackle game, 1 for a loss and possibly a decapitation of Richmond running back Tim Hightower.
When the Dores have the ball, watch out. Richmond only returns three, that’s right 3 players on the defensive side of the ball. Expect to hear this sound(FFMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) ringing on the city's western border with great frequency. I thoroughly expect to see Nickson, CJG, Jennings and His Name is on the bench halfway through the 3rd quarter. This will give some of the younger Dores game time experience and get the confidence level way up for my trip to the Promised Land to watch the SEC opener next week.
Apparently, the Spiders know that they need a little extra help outside the weight room if they expect to compete, because players were forced to help move lowly freshmen into their dorms. I mean fuck practice, shouldn't we show that we are student-athletes just like Vanderbilt.
Final Score = Dores 48 – Toby Maguire's 9
See you soon Little Nicky Saban
The Dores start their season against the national powerhouse Richmond Spiders. This is a slight letdown from last year when I traveled up to the "Big House" to watch the Commies battle a national title contender. I am still amazed that anyone would want to play football up there; I mean the girls are hideous. Scouting the Spiders is no easy task this year, seeing there is more information about my high school team on the internet than the mighty Spiders.
One thing is for sure, if Vegas let us bet on games where the Dores' play Little League teams we would be 40 or 50 point favorites, with an over under of around 57. But they don't and it is probably in our best interest.
Richmond surprised Duke last year by beating them in their season opener 13-0 in Durham. This was a big deal for the Spiders as they beat a I-A team for the first time since 2000. Don't expect a repeat of last year as the Dores are about a gazillion times better than Duke and our school actually gives a damn about football and we don't SUCK.
Big news in the media today is on regaining a home field advantage at Vanderbilt Stadium. Although there will not be a capacity crowd on hand for this one, expect those devoted fans who make it to the game to be extremely loud and obnoxious. Note the 7pm kickoff, this means that even the Dong Pockets might make it to the tailgate/game on time and have a solid 4 plus hours of boozing. This will lead to a mighty unruly crowd to make lots of noise.
Richmond returns the vast majority of their offense (9 starters) including their QB, RB and leading WR. This will be a good test for the D to see if they can step it up and hopefully not show any glaring holes for Saban and crew to try and take advantage of. Expect Goff to have a monster game as he shows off his ability to cover the run and pass as well as his unique ability to actually eat people on the field. I am predicting a 13 tackle game, 1 for a loss and possibly a decapitation of Richmond running back Tim Hightower.
When the Dores have the ball, watch out. Richmond only returns three, that’s right 3 players on the defensive side of the ball. Expect to hear this sound(FFMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) ringing on the city's western border with great frequency. I thoroughly expect to see Nickson, CJG, Jennings and His Name is on the bench halfway through the 3rd quarter. This will give some of the younger Dores game time experience and get the confidence level way up for my trip to the Promised Land to watch the SEC opener next week.
Apparently, the Spiders know that they need a little extra help outside the weight room if they expect to compete, because players were forced to help move lowly freshmen into their dorms. I mean fuck practice, shouldn't we show that we are student-athletes just like Vanderbilt.
Final Score = Dores 48 – Toby Maguire's 9
See you soon Little Nicky Saban
Blastoff...
Alright Dore fans, the time of year we have all been waiting for has finally desceded upon us. This Saturday marks the beginning of the 2007 College Football season, and more importantly, the 2007 season of Vanderbilt Football. The Nickson, Goff, Bennett & Co. will suit up against the Spiders of Richmond this Saturday. Hopefully, this won't be much of a match-up for the Commodores, seeing how the Spiders are I-AA, or Division I-Championship League, or whatever they are calling it this year. Fact is, the Spiders aren't quite in the majors. If the Commodores show any signs of weakness against Richmond, it would be like the Twins losing to the Buzz in Major League 3 (Back to the Minors). Shut up, Im a huge Scott Bakula fan.
Anyways, things to look for this weekend:
-How good our offense really is? I am excited to see Vandy's offense in action. Not just the Nickson-Bennett connection, but also the running game. Can Bobby get this working for us this year?
-Can our defense keep it together this year? We all know about Goff, Langford, etc, but what about the rest of the secondary? May not show itself against the Spiders, but something to keep an eye out for.
-I am also interested to see what the home crowd is like this year. With season tickets selling at the highest since 1998, will the 'Dores finally gain a homefield advantage?
We'll see. Hopefully the Commodores can crush the competition this weekend.
As for other news, the Fantasy draft in Memphis/Tunica was extremely effective this weekend. My backfield is anchored by two former Texas collegiate standouts: LT (TCU) and VY (UT). Hopefully this can help out. Other events from this weekend? I vaguely remember something about "Uneven Steven," but you would have to ask the ginger about that. All in all it was a fantastic weekend, and good to see everybody.
Until Tomorrow...
Anyways, things to look for this weekend:
-How good our offense really is? I am excited to see Vandy's offense in action. Not just the Nickson-Bennett connection, but also the running game. Can Bobby get this working for us this year?
-Can our defense keep it together this year? We all know about Goff, Langford, etc, but what about the rest of the secondary? May not show itself against the Spiders, but something to keep an eye out for.
-I am also interested to see what the home crowd is like this year. With season tickets selling at the highest since 1998, will the 'Dores finally gain a homefield advantage?
We'll see. Hopefully the Commodores can crush the competition this weekend.
As for other news, the Fantasy draft in Memphis/Tunica was extremely effective this weekend. My backfield is anchored by two former Texas collegiate standouts: LT (TCU) and VY (UT). Hopefully this can help out. Other events from this weekend? I vaguely remember something about "Uneven Steven," but you would have to ask the ginger about that. All in all it was a fantastic weekend, and good to see everybody.
Until Tomorrow...
Thursday, August 23
Free Money!!!!
I wasn’t going to blahg today, but I am using my lunch break to write. This is SO important that it needs to be said and will be beneficial to all those who read "Who ya with?", that is unless Vegas stumbles upon this site. There are two things outside of women that give me a hard on and those are Gambling and Football. When the stars align every August and the two meet, you better not be standing directly in front of me or you might get covered in clue goo. (Great mental picture isn't it)
For those of you who are still reading at this point, you get the benefit of my infinite knowledge (Yes I am halfway finished reading Phil Steele's College Football Preview magazine) about college football gambling. I am sure you have heard about the rule changes this year and without a doubt kicking the ball off from the 30 yd line will have a huge effect on the game. There will be fewer touchbacks and according to Urban Meyer's brainiacs at Florida; this means the average starting position for offenses will be around the 29 yard line (Hey these guys invented Gatorade, so listen to em).
What does this mean? More points and a lot more. Maybe as many as 5 or 6 a game. And more importantly, it means that lots of games will go OVER in the early season. Without a doubt the best time to make money gambling on college football is to take advantage of the early season miscalculations Vegas makes. Now these guys are waaaaaaaaaay smarter than I when it comes to college football lines, but it generally takes them about 3 weeks to iron out any kinks. So, bet on lots of overs early to make up for the stupid, come home from the bars at 3AM and bet on the Arkansas St. vs. Southwestern Dakota State Tech game just to get some action.
This is not foolproof, but might be just the edge you need to help you get into the black this year.
On another note, The Jesus will not be blahging anymore until most likely Monday. It is time for the phantasy phootball draft and it looks to be a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig weekend. If the dice get hot, you can find me by listening for the Fog Horn going off at the Gold Strike Casino in Tunica, Mississippi.
For those of you who are still reading at this point, you get the benefit of my infinite knowledge (Yes I am halfway finished reading Phil Steele's College Football Preview magazine) about college football gambling. I am sure you have heard about the rule changes this year and without a doubt kicking the ball off from the 30 yd line will have a huge effect on the game. There will be fewer touchbacks and according to Urban Meyer's brainiacs at Florida; this means the average starting position for offenses will be around the 29 yard line (Hey these guys invented Gatorade, so listen to em).
What does this mean? More points and a lot more. Maybe as many as 5 or 6 a game. And more importantly, it means that lots of games will go OVER in the early season. Without a doubt the best time to make money gambling on college football is to take advantage of the early season miscalculations Vegas makes. Now these guys are waaaaaaaaaay smarter than I when it comes to college football lines, but it generally takes them about 3 weeks to iron out any kinks. So, bet on lots of overs early to make up for the stupid, come home from the bars at 3AM and bet on the Arkansas St. vs. Southwestern Dakota State Tech game just to get some action.
This is not foolproof, but might be just the edge you need to help you get into the black this year.
On another note, The Jesus will not be blahging anymore until most likely Monday. It is time for the phantasy phootball draft and it looks to be a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig weekend. If the dice get hot, you can find me by listening for the Fog Horn going off at the Gold Strike Casino in Tunica, Mississippi.
Putting it all on Black (and Gold)...
Thanks to the HamBurglar for giving DH3 the credit he deserves. Not only a gifted athlete, but also a passionate fan. I must admit that my favorite picture from that weekend was the Burglar dropping bare-assed into DH3's suitcase. Classic.
Moving on, CBS Sports gave the 'Dores some love this morning by picking Vandy over Alabama. I absolutely agree with this assessment. There is no way that the depleted Alabama defense can keep up with the offensive attack of the Commodores (Eat my shorts, Saban). My prediction - Nickson throws for 4 scores, and runs for 2. Final score, 49 - 35.
Another question: why isn't Earl Bennett getting the love he deserves from fans? The media and coaches obviously recognize the talent the His Name Is… brings to the table. However, whenever I talk about the bad ass receiver that plays for Vanderbilt, all my UGA or Auburn, etc. friends respond with, "Oh yeah, whats his name? He's Alright." I'm sorry, but to garner the attention that Earl has (he was placed on the Walter Camp award watch this morning, by the way) at a program such as Vanderbilt, he must be pretty damn good. If Earl were playing for a UGA or Florida, his name would be on the lips of fans across the country. However, as my 8-year-old loving co-author wrote, "that's the way the cookie crumbles."
In other exciting news, Who Ya With? will reach its 500th hit today, assuming no major disasters. Congratulations, us.
This weekend looks to be big as 12 monsters from around the country descend on Tunica/Memphis to battle it out in a fantasy football draft. Updates to come on Monday.
The Who Ya With? staff will be meeting this weekend in Tunica to discuss the future format and postings, so I know you're all on the edge of your seat.
Until then...
Moving on, CBS Sports gave the 'Dores some love this morning by picking Vandy over Alabama. I absolutely agree with this assessment. There is no way that the depleted Alabama defense can keep up with the offensive attack of the Commodores (Eat my shorts, Saban). My prediction - Nickson throws for 4 scores, and runs for 2. Final score, 49 - 35.
Another question: why isn't Earl Bennett getting the love he deserves from fans? The media and coaches obviously recognize the talent the His Name Is… brings to the table. However, whenever I talk about the bad ass receiver that plays for Vanderbilt, all my UGA or Auburn, etc. friends respond with, "Oh yeah, whats his name? He's Alright." I'm sorry, but to garner the attention that Earl has (he was placed on the Walter Camp award watch this morning, by the way) at a program such as Vanderbilt, he must be pretty damn good. If Earl were playing for a UGA or Florida, his name would be on the lips of fans across the country. However, as my 8-year-old loving co-author wrote, "that's the way the cookie crumbles."
In other exciting news, Who Ya With? will reach its 500th hit today, assuming no major disasters. Congratulations, us.
This weekend looks to be big as 12 monsters from around the country descend on Tunica/Memphis to battle it out in a fantasy football draft. Updates to come on Monday.
The Who Ya With? staff will be meeting this weekend in Tunica to discuss the future format and postings, so I know you're all on the edge of your seat.
Until then...
Wednesday, August 22
I thought I'd take the time to talk about Vanderbilt's number one fan:
- Always the first person at the tailgate after rallying from a rough one the night before
- Leading cheers in section's P and Q
- Attending every home game
- Talking about how the 'Dores are looking strong, especially on the right side.
If you ever find yourself watching a game and wondering what's going on or who number 95 is, all you need to do is look for that lil' ole friend sipping on his stiff brown and coke...Muffy.
On the road again...
Yesterday we spoke of tailgating spots in Nashville. What about other spots around the league? While Vanderbilt fans notoriously don't travel well (or at all for that matter), there was always a small spot of gold in the opposing stadiums. A couple of memories from SEC Road trips…
- Last years victory @ UGA. Possibly the pinnacle of my life. I have to say, there is nothing more satisfying than walking out of a football-haven such as Sanford Stadium with a win. While it was my #1 goal to get out of the stadium without drawing negative attention to myself (Rule #37: Bring attention to yourself, but on your on terms), it was my next goal to have my picture taken with the scoreboard in the background. Evidently, the UGA administration was trying to save power, because they shut that puppy down right at 0:00. My future Christmas cards were ruined. While I was stuck amid a sea of red (My girlfriend, a UGA grad, got the tickets), there was nothing more satisfying than seeing that group of about 100 Vandy fans erupt at the end of the game. Then the other 92,900 fans left.
- 2004 @ Ole Miss. Myself, and many others, made the trip to Oxford for a heartbreaker. I simply remember being up bigtime, and then, in true Vandy fashion, we managed to give up 3 touchdowns in the 4th quarter. However, the Grove, in itself, was worth the trip. I frequented the Tupelo and Memphis tailgates, and everyone else around there was most hospitable. The one hitch in the weekend occurred when an Ole Miss fan decided to rip a "Theta Loves our Dores" sticker from the front of Shrek's polo. This resulted in Shrek absolutely dropping the Reb fan, and then bolting into the crowds of the Grove, never to be found.
- 2003 @ USC. A sophmore trip to Columbia resulted in one thing. I absolutely and positively despise the South Carolina mascot. While I thoroughly enjoyed tailgating in Columbia with Fatt and Skinny, could the people in Columbia possibly use the word "Cock" anymore? It was the most obnoxious thing I have ever seen. Yeah, we get it. The word has phallic insinuations. Grow up and get over it.
That’s it for now...
- Last years victory @ UGA. Possibly the pinnacle of my life. I have to say, there is nothing more satisfying than walking out of a football-haven such as Sanford Stadium with a win. While it was my #1 goal to get out of the stadium without drawing negative attention to myself (Rule #37: Bring attention to yourself, but on your on terms), it was my next goal to have my picture taken with the scoreboard in the background. Evidently, the UGA administration was trying to save power, because they shut that puppy down right at 0:00. My future Christmas cards were ruined. While I was stuck amid a sea of red (My girlfriend, a UGA grad, got the tickets), there was nothing more satisfying than seeing that group of about 100 Vandy fans erupt at the end of the game. Then the other 92,900 fans left.
- 2004 @ Ole Miss. Myself, and many others, made the trip to Oxford for a heartbreaker. I simply remember being up bigtime, and then, in true Vandy fashion, we managed to give up 3 touchdowns in the 4th quarter. However, the Grove, in itself, was worth the trip. I frequented the Tupelo and Memphis tailgates, and everyone else around there was most hospitable. The one hitch in the weekend occurred when an Ole Miss fan decided to rip a "Theta Loves our Dores" sticker from the front of Shrek's polo. This resulted in Shrek absolutely dropping the Reb fan, and then bolting into the crowds of the Grove, never to be found.
- 2003 @ USC. A sophmore trip to Columbia resulted in one thing. I absolutely and positively despise the South Carolina mascot. While I thoroughly enjoyed tailgating in Columbia with Fatt and Skinny, could the people in Columbia possibly use the word "Cock" anymore? It was the most obnoxious thing I have ever seen. Yeah, we get it. The word has phallic insinuations. Grow up and get over it.
That’s it for now...
Tuesday, August 21
The Way the Cookie Crumbles
Its an overplayed cliché and I am personally not a big fan of its use. Ever since Bruce Almighty used it 3,456 times in a two hour film, I dropped it from my vocabulary. It reminds me of Office Space when Michael Bolton says, "There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys." But there is no better phrase that I can come up with to describe how it is to be a Vanderbilt Football fan. That's the way the cookie crumbles…
For years we have been at a complete competitive disadvantage by having high academic standards and actually requiring our student athletes to go to class. I mean football players were forced to sit in the front of class while I slept off a hangover on Friday morning from a rough night at Bobbie's. And just when you think, oh hells yes we have talent to play against the big boys (This began with Cutler's Jr. year) the f ing Zebras get vindictive on our ass. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
I will use two specific plays to illustrate my point. I know that there have been calls go our way, although I can't seem to recall any, but these two instances sum up just exactly how the mofoing cookie crumbles.
#1. The most well known case of any Dore being bent over Brokeback style. (That is of course until "Real World: Denver" came out) Earl Bennett's late TD and phantom excessive celebration call. It cost us a chance to win in the swamp and a bowl game. This call is infamous. Michael Wilbon called it the "worst call he has EVER seen in football." That is all you need to know. Anytime a guy whose job is to watch sports claims that it is the worst ever, it puts it into a special category. Just writing about it makes me pissed, the language I want to use would forever get me kicked out of the blogging world. Seriously the last time I watched the game on ESPN Classic I puked. So from now on I will only watch it until I see Culter's dad do the Gator Chomp and put that on loop, because that makes me so happy.But that game as a whole makes me sick, I will just say…That's the way the cookie crumbles.
#2. His name is play is an obvious number one. But this second lesser known play had what I believe to be a much more negative impact upon our season. It occurred in the 4th quarter on September 16th last year. Vandy had a lead on Arkansas and the Hogs had the ball on around their own 30 yard line. A swing pass was called and the pass fell to the ground in the backfield. A Commodore db, I believe it was Rashard Langford, picked up the ball and sprinted towards the end zone, only for the play to be whistled dead when he was on the 10 without a Hog in sight. This was obvious, on instant replay the ball was thrown 2 fucking yards backwards, not even close to being a forward pass, but the refs blew it dead. By doing this instant replay was not available and Arkansas scored a few plays later, won the game and went on to win 10 games. If the refs would have just done their job and let the play finish, then review it…FMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and the Dores go to a bowl. But…That's the way the cookie crumbles.
We got hosed by a bunch of Michael Bolton's. But that is what we must overcome. It is not good in the SEC's eyes to have us knock off a Florida in the swamp when they are in a title hunt, so we will just need to overcome. To tie it off with another waaaaaaaaaaaaaay overused phrase, it's just the way the ball bounces. Well, this year maybe it will bounce our way…It's about damn time.
For years we have been at a complete competitive disadvantage by having high academic standards and actually requiring our student athletes to go to class. I mean football players were forced to sit in the front of class while I slept off a hangover on Friday morning from a rough night at Bobbie's. And just when you think, oh hells yes we have talent to play against the big boys (This began with Cutler's Jr. year) the f ing Zebras get vindictive on our ass. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
I will use two specific plays to illustrate my point. I know that there have been calls go our way, although I can't seem to recall any, but these two instances sum up just exactly how the mofoing cookie crumbles.
#1. The most well known case of any Dore being bent over Brokeback style. (That is of course until "Real World: Denver" came out) Earl Bennett's late TD and phantom excessive celebration call. It cost us a chance to win in the swamp and a bowl game. This call is infamous. Michael Wilbon called it the "worst call he has EVER seen in football." That is all you need to know. Anytime a guy whose job is to watch sports claims that it is the worst ever, it puts it into a special category. Just writing about it makes me pissed, the language I want to use would forever get me kicked out of the blogging world. Seriously the last time I watched the game on ESPN Classic I puked. So from now on I will only watch it until I see Culter's dad do the Gator Chomp and put that on loop, because that makes me so happy.But that game as a whole makes me sick, I will just say…That's the way the cookie crumbles.
#2. His name is play is an obvious number one. But this second lesser known play had what I believe to be a much more negative impact upon our season. It occurred in the 4th quarter on September 16th last year. Vandy had a lead on Arkansas and the Hogs had the ball on around their own 30 yard line. A swing pass was called and the pass fell to the ground in the backfield. A Commodore db, I believe it was Rashard Langford, picked up the ball and sprinted towards the end zone, only for the play to be whistled dead when he was on the 10 without a Hog in sight. This was obvious, on instant replay the ball was thrown 2 fucking yards backwards, not even close to being a forward pass, but the refs blew it dead. By doing this instant replay was not available and Arkansas scored a few plays later, won the game and went on to win 10 games. If the refs would have just done their job and let the play finish, then review it…FMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and the Dores go to a bowl. But…That's the way the cookie crumbles.
We got hosed by a bunch of Michael Bolton's. But that is what we must overcome. It is not good in the SEC's eyes to have us knock off a Florida in the swamp when they are in a title hunt, so we will just need to overcome. To tie it off with another waaaaaaaaaaaaaay overused phrase, it's just the way the ball bounces. Well, this year maybe it will bounce our way…It's about damn time.
Pre-Game Warmups
I had a minute this afternoon, so I decided to discuss something that is very near and dear to SEC football fans: tailgating. I have selected three tailgating spots in Nashville that tickled my fancy over my years there, and was curious about others favorite spots to inebriate themselves before watching the Commodores.
3) The empty lot on Blakemore across from the Rec fields. A fine spot to tailgate for several reasons, not the least of which being the proximity to the stadium. Also, on a weekend game against such juggernauts as UGA, AU, or Ole Miss, you are bound to be surrounded by opposing fans, which after several hours of tailgating, can lead to serious entertainment (depending on your entourage). The proximity to Fairfax makes nice for the after game party situation as well (never to be overlooked).
2) Alumni tailgate in the parking lot behind the stadium. Once a year, there was an anticipated event before a football game. Usually for either the LSU or Ole Miss game. These tailgates were fantastic for obvious reasons. Phenominal finger food, keg beer, and even the occasional celebrity cameo (Peyton Manning). These tailgates were always looked forward too, and usually at least one person would manage to make a complete ass of themselves.
1) The finest place in the universe to ready one's self for a classic grid-iron showdown. 200 25th Street, specifically "The Sky Deck." Sunny mornings and afternoons seemed to last forever in this magical tailgate spot. I defy you to think of a better tailgate spot. None? I thought not. Located approximately 1 block from the stadium, Saturday morning activities included:
-40% of people forgetting to bring their own booze
-Picnic tables loaded down with sun-warmed whiskey & vodka
-Plenty of sun dresses
-The occasional boast of jumping
-Poop Dollar
Unfortunately, this famous tailgate spot was lost in 2004 to Hurricane RB.
Did I miss any?
3) The empty lot on Blakemore across from the Rec fields. A fine spot to tailgate for several reasons, not the least of which being the proximity to the stadium. Also, on a weekend game against such juggernauts as UGA, AU, or Ole Miss, you are bound to be surrounded by opposing fans, which after several hours of tailgating, can lead to serious entertainment (depending on your entourage). The proximity to Fairfax makes nice for the after game party situation as well (never to be overlooked).
2) Alumni tailgate in the parking lot behind the stadium. Once a year, there was an anticipated event before a football game. Usually for either the LSU or Ole Miss game. These tailgates were fantastic for obvious reasons. Phenominal finger food, keg beer, and even the occasional celebrity cameo (Peyton Manning). These tailgates were always looked forward too, and usually at least one person would manage to make a complete ass of themselves.
1) The finest place in the universe to ready one's self for a classic grid-iron showdown. 200 25th Street, specifically "The Sky Deck." Sunny mornings and afternoons seemed to last forever in this magical tailgate spot. I defy you to think of a better tailgate spot. None? I thought not. Located approximately 1 block from the stadium, Saturday morning activities included:
-40% of people forgetting to bring their own booze
-Picnic tables loaded down with sun-warmed whiskey & vodka
-Plenty of sun dresses
-The occasional boast of jumping
-Poop Dollar
Unfortunately, this famous tailgate spot was lost in 2004 to Hurricane RB.
Did I miss any?
NCAA 08 Simulation
OK, commodore fans. Here it is, the official (unofficial) NCAA 08 Vanderbilt simulation season. Let me start out by explaining what happened. Basically, I simulated an entire season with the current Vanderbilt team. Depending on your optimism level for this season, the simulation could be viewed as positive, or a disappointment. Evidently, I have larger expectations for this team than the crew over at EA sports (though it is in the game). Lets get started:
1) Richmond W 49-7 Vandy Record 1-0
This game, I hope, was not a surprise to anyone. If the spiders give the commodores any trouble, it does not bode well for the rest of the season. Player of the game: Surprise, Jeff Jennings. Jennings tallied over 100 yds rushing, 50 yds receiving, and had 3 total touchdowns in the Vanderbilt victory.
2) Alabama W 27-21 Vandy Record 2-0
This game made me smile. A hard fought victory in Nashville, with the Tide receding back to Tuscaloosa with frowns on their faces. Player of the game: George Smith with 2 receiving touchdowns.
3) Ole Miss L 14-38 Vandy Record 2-1
I seriously questioned this outcome. How could it be possible. Personally I think we have a better chance of losing to Bama than we do the Rebels. Especially by 24 pts, ouch. Player of the game: C Jackson Garrison with 69 yds rushing and a TD.
4) Eastern Michigan W 56-24 Vandy Record 3-1
A good home victory after an embarassing loss. Plus Nickson tore it up as Player of the Game. He had over 200 yds passing, with 5 total touchdowns.
5) Auburn W 20-13 Vandy Record 4-1
An interesting twist presents itself in a road victory at Auburn. The Commodores prove their worth. Player of the game: R Goff with 16 Tackles, 2 TFL's, 1.5 Sacks.
6) UGA L 29-24 Vandy Record 4-2
A hard loss to swallow on a beautiful Homecoming afternoon in Nashville. Commodore of the game: C Nickson with 3 Total Touchdowns.
7) South Carolina L 30-37 Vandy Record 4-3
Another tough road loss. Commodore of the game: C Jackson Garrison with 97 yds rushing and 2 TDs.
8) Miami of Ohio W 41-17 Vandy Record 5-3
The Dores come back home, and boost morale with a confident victory in front of the home crowd. Jackson-Garrison, for the second week in a row, scores Player of the Game honors with 3 total TDs.
9) Florida L 15-30 Vandy Record 5-4
The swamp consumes the Commodores. Player of the game: R Goff with 12 Tkls, 1TFL, 1 Sack.
10)UK L 14-42 Vandy Record 5-5
Woodson and the Wildcats destroy the Commodores. While they are an up and coming squad in the East, with possibly the best quarterback in the league, I can't see this game getting that out of control. I do think there will be a lot of offense in this game though. In a 30 pt loss to UK at home, there is no player of the game.
11)UT L 28-52 Vandy Record 5-6
The dreaded UcheaT vomit lays a hard loss to the Commodores. However, the game had them at 11-1, and the number 6 team in the country. An optimistic situation for Tennessee. I hope Phil Fulmer chokes on a kielbasa. Player of the game: E Bennett with 3 receiving touchdowns.
12) Wake Forest W 38-21 Vandy Record 6-6
Both teams head into Nashville with 5 wins, and looking to seal a bowl bid. A disappointing year for the defending ACC Champs. However, due to Nickson's 4 passing touchdowns, the Commodores end the 25 year bowl drought and finish out the regular season with 6 wins.
13) Independence Bowl vs. Michigan State
The commodores close out the season with an exciting 37-31 victory over the Spartans in Shreveport. The Burglar single-handedly rips down the goal post, and then passes out on the 50 yard line while people triumphantly Sharpie him with victorious comments. Final Record for the 2007 season (according to EA) 7-6.
Like I said, I see things going better for the commodores this year, but I thought at least this was an objective look at things. Hopefully, everyone will stay healthy, as that's the real key for the 'Dores who are lacking in depth.
That’s it for the NCAA 08 Vanderbilt simulation. Hope it provides some insight.
-2 Days til Dave Chappelle. 3 Days til the Horseshoe.
1) Richmond W 49-7 Vandy Record 1-0
This game, I hope, was not a surprise to anyone. If the spiders give the commodores any trouble, it does not bode well for the rest of the season. Player of the game: Surprise, Jeff Jennings. Jennings tallied over 100 yds rushing, 50 yds receiving, and had 3 total touchdowns in the Vanderbilt victory.
2) Alabama W 27-21 Vandy Record 2-0
This game made me smile. A hard fought victory in Nashville, with the Tide receding back to Tuscaloosa with frowns on their faces. Player of the game: George Smith with 2 receiving touchdowns.
3) Ole Miss L 14-38 Vandy Record 2-1
I seriously questioned this outcome. How could it be possible. Personally I think we have a better chance of losing to Bama than we do the Rebels. Especially by 24 pts, ouch. Player of the game: C Jackson Garrison with 69 yds rushing and a TD.
4) Eastern Michigan W 56-24 Vandy Record 3-1
A good home victory after an embarassing loss. Plus Nickson tore it up as Player of the Game. He had over 200 yds passing, with 5 total touchdowns.
5) Auburn W 20-13 Vandy Record 4-1
An interesting twist presents itself in a road victory at Auburn. The Commodores prove their worth. Player of the game: R Goff with 16 Tackles, 2 TFL's, 1.5 Sacks.
6) UGA L 29-24 Vandy Record 4-2
A hard loss to swallow on a beautiful Homecoming afternoon in Nashville. Commodore of the game: C Nickson with 3 Total Touchdowns.
7) South Carolina L 30-37 Vandy Record 4-3
Another tough road loss. Commodore of the game: C Jackson Garrison with 97 yds rushing and 2 TDs.
8) Miami of Ohio W 41-17 Vandy Record 5-3
The Dores come back home, and boost morale with a confident victory in front of the home crowd. Jackson-Garrison, for the second week in a row, scores Player of the Game honors with 3 total TDs.
9) Florida L 15-30 Vandy Record 5-4
The swamp consumes the Commodores. Player of the game: R Goff with 12 Tkls, 1TFL, 1 Sack.
10)UK L 14-42 Vandy Record 5-5
Woodson and the Wildcats destroy the Commodores. While they are an up and coming squad in the East, with possibly the best quarterback in the league, I can't see this game getting that out of control. I do think there will be a lot of offense in this game though. In a 30 pt loss to UK at home, there is no player of the game.
11)UT L 28-52 Vandy Record 5-6
The dreaded UcheaT vomit lays a hard loss to the Commodores. However, the game had them at 11-1, and the number 6 team in the country. An optimistic situation for Tennessee. I hope Phil Fulmer chokes on a kielbasa. Player of the game: E Bennett with 3 receiving touchdowns.
12) Wake Forest W 38-21 Vandy Record 6-6
Both teams head into Nashville with 5 wins, and looking to seal a bowl bid. A disappointing year for the defending ACC Champs. However, due to Nickson's 4 passing touchdowns, the Commodores end the 25 year bowl drought and finish out the regular season with 6 wins.
13) Independence Bowl vs. Michigan State
The commodores close out the season with an exciting 37-31 victory over the Spartans in Shreveport. The Burglar single-handedly rips down the goal post, and then passes out on the 50 yard line while people triumphantly Sharpie him with victorious comments. Final Record for the 2007 season (according to EA) 7-6.
Like I said, I see things going better for the commodores this year, but I thought at least this was an objective look at things. Hopefully, everyone will stay healthy, as that's the real key for the 'Dores who are lacking in depth.
That’s it for the NCAA 08 Vanderbilt simulation. Hope it provides some insight.
-2 Days til Dave Chappelle. 3 Days til the Horseshoe.
Monday, August 20
The Week in Preview...
It was an extremely and necessarily unproductive weekend. Plenty of rowdy conversations about the upcoming football season were had. Ive got nothing particularly interesting, but wanted to give you a heads-up on whats to come. Either tonight or tomorrow morning a full NCAA 08 simulation of the Vanderbilt schedule shall be posted with notes and predicitions.
In other news, a certain ginger friend has challenged a certain Shitty friend to a bout of Greco-Roman wrestling. Sounds a little homo to me...
Everything else this week rotates on getting ready for the big trip to Tunica for the Fantasy Football Extrava-Danza. Talk to you tonight.
In other news, a certain ginger friend has challenged a certain Shitty friend to a bout of Greco-Roman wrestling. Sounds a little homo to me...
Everything else this week rotates on getting ready for the big trip to Tunica for the Fantasy Football Extrava-Danza. Talk to you tonight.
Saturday, August 18
47
goff \gauff\, verb:
1. To tackle the opposing player.
2. To hit something.
3. To take down someone.
She was trying to act like she wasn't interested, but Rod goffed her last night.
Synonyms. 47.
That girl wanted to get 47ed.
1. To tackle the opposing player.
2. To hit something.
3. To take down someone.
She was trying to act like she wasn't interested, but Rod goffed her last night.
Synonyms. 47.
That girl wanted to get 47ed.
Friday, August 17
A Little History
Alabama fans are f ing crazy. I know this is obvious and well documented all over the internet and in the news, but there is an interesting situation occurring right now in Alabama the Beautiful. It is hotter than dickens down there. 10 days in a row of 100 plus degree heat. That sounds to me like…Texas…
If everyone can remember Alabama used to have a coach by the name of Paul "Bear" Bryant. I know he is a relative unknown down there, but apparently he was a hell of a coach. He won them the majority of the 57 national championships that the Tide claims. But before he was at Bama he was an Aggie and as the football coach at Texas A&M, he took his team of under-sized and under-talented farm boys to a little place called Junction, Texas. (You may have heard the story, if you didn't read the book, then you saw the crappy ass AWESOME movie on ESPN) Anyways, The Bear (that’s what they call him) made the team practice in cactus laden prairies for 10 days in 100 plus degree temperatures. What did this do? Made the Aggies go 1-9 that year. But 2 years later the seniors from that team led the Ags to a 9-0-1 record and a SWC championship. So you ask, what does this have to do with the Dores? Everything.
If the University of Alabama had hired a ball busting hard ass of a coach the Dores would without a doubt beat the Tide this year, but suffer for the rest of eternity as a whipping post for the Tide. Fortunately they hired a Prima Dona. A man that is no comparison to the Bear. Bryant left the Ags because "Mama Called"; Saban left the pros because "Dollar Called." That and the fact that he couldn't cut it in the Bigs. Lets look at the most recent SEC coach to do the exact same thing. His name is Steve Spurrier, and he still hasn't built South Carolina into the power he had at Florida. (Sure they make their players go to school and Saban won't have that problem at Bama, but Spurrier has yet to win a SEC championship and don't expect one this year at USC)
Anyways, my advice to Bama fans. If you want to win National Championship #13,987,532 demand that Saban take advantage of the weather. Take the boys to the country in Greenville, AL, and put the place on the map. Sacrifice this season, give the Dores the victory(We are going to win anyways…The Fog Horn Goes FMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH), and win multiple National Championships. Luckily Saban is a pussy, the ACLU exists and could you imagine what CNN would say about it today (stupid ass liberal media).
But seriously, something like this would be very helpful for the Dores(Maybe we could do it in West Memphis). We would get more media attention over this than when Gordon Gee's wife got higher than a hippy at a Spread show. Recruits might like it, or maybe no, but it would give me a lot to blog about.
If everyone can remember Alabama used to have a coach by the name of Paul "Bear" Bryant. I know he is a relative unknown down there, but apparently he was a hell of a coach. He won them the majority of the 57 national championships that the Tide claims. But before he was at Bama he was an Aggie and as the football coach at Texas A&M, he took his team of under-sized and under-talented farm boys to a little place called Junction, Texas. (You may have heard the story, if you didn't read the book, then you saw the crappy ass AWESOME movie on ESPN) Anyways, The Bear (that’s what they call him) made the team practice in cactus laden prairies for 10 days in 100 plus degree temperatures. What did this do? Made the Aggies go 1-9 that year. But 2 years later the seniors from that team led the Ags to a 9-0-1 record and a SWC championship. So you ask, what does this have to do with the Dores? Everything.
If the University of Alabama had hired a ball busting hard ass of a coach the Dores would without a doubt beat the Tide this year, but suffer for the rest of eternity as a whipping post for the Tide. Fortunately they hired a Prima Dona. A man that is no comparison to the Bear. Bryant left the Ags because "Mama Called"; Saban left the pros because "Dollar Called." That and the fact that he couldn't cut it in the Bigs. Lets look at the most recent SEC coach to do the exact same thing. His name is Steve Spurrier, and he still hasn't built South Carolina into the power he had at Florida. (Sure they make their players go to school and Saban won't have that problem at Bama, but Spurrier has yet to win a SEC championship and don't expect one this year at USC)
Anyways, my advice to Bama fans. If you want to win National Championship #13,987,532 demand that Saban take advantage of the weather. Take the boys to the country in Greenville, AL, and put the place on the map. Sacrifice this season, give the Dores the victory(We are going to win anyways…The Fog Horn Goes FMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH), and win multiple National Championships. Luckily Saban is a pussy, the ACLU exists and could you imagine what CNN would say about it today (stupid ass liberal media).
But seriously, something like this would be very helpful for the Dores(Maybe we could do it in West Memphis). We would get more media attention over this than when Gordon Gee's wife got higher than a hippy at a Spread show. Recruits might like it, or maybe no, but it would give me a lot to blog about.
Sorry Charlie...
Let's talk about something that really grinds my gears. In the third installment of Vanderbilt Sportsline's Bobby O'Shea's interview with the Guru (Vice Chancellor David Williams), he mentions the future possibilities on Vandy's schedule. Lots of good match-ups, including a potential clash with CBJ's alma mater (Clemson). One match-up in particular, and the details surrounding it, really pissed me off. Supposedly, there is possibility of a 2-game series with Notre Dame. The hold-up is that Notre Dame refuses to come and play at Vanderbilt. Rather, they demand one game in South Bend, and a second game to be held at a neutral site (as long as its not the Coliseum in Nashville.)
Let me apologize to all my friends that go/attended Notre Dame before I begin. It’s a wonderful university, and Im sure under different circumstances I would feel differently. Greg, Bachner, etc. - I'm sorry for what lies ahead. You are officially allowed to hate Vanderbilt (as if that's possible). That being said:
First of all, let me start by saying that I absolutely despise Notre Dame football. Not the University as whole, or even any of their other athletic programs. Just football. My whole family is Irish Catholic, and I have a lot of friends that went to Notre Dame. I tried to like them. My grandmother thinks I'm going to hell for not liking Notre Dame. All that aside, they are consistently the most OVER-RATED program in the country. They should not have gone to a BCS bowl last year, and LSU kindly showed them why they should have been playing Wisconsin (who was banished to Orlando). They have all sorts of deals with NBC, and the BCS. They are guaranteed a BCS spot if they finish in the top 8, they make $4.5 Million if they compete in a BCS bowl (the equivalent of how much an entire conference would make if one of their teams competed), and they receive $1.3 million even if they don't play in a BCS bowl, just for participating in the arrangement. That means if Notre Dame finished 119 in the country, the BCS would still owe them $1.3 Million. They are also the only team in the country that could possibly move up in the rankings after a loss. Why? Because they're Notre Dame.
The fact that the Irish and their fans won't come to Nashville is nothing more than a kick in the face to Vanderbilt Athletics. Do you know why? They are thinking that they have nothing to gain by traveling to Nashville. You know what we here at Who Ya With? Call that - Bush League. Pussy. Amateur.
They want us to come play a game in South Bend, and they won't even give us the common courtesy of a reach-around? Why should I have to leave Nashville to see Charlie Weiss's fat ass lumbering up and down the sidelines. Give me a break. It’s a good thing that they aren't playing this year, because Jonathon Goff might actually decapitate Jimmy Claussen (AKA - The Iceman from Top Gun's younger brother).
Let me apologize to all my friends that go/attended Notre Dame before I begin. It’s a wonderful university, and Im sure under different circumstances I would feel differently. Greg, Bachner, etc. - I'm sorry for what lies ahead. You are officially allowed to hate Vanderbilt (as if that's possible). That being said:
First of all, let me start by saying that I absolutely despise Notre Dame football. Not the University as whole, or even any of their other athletic programs. Just football. My whole family is Irish Catholic, and I have a lot of friends that went to Notre Dame. I tried to like them. My grandmother thinks I'm going to hell for not liking Notre Dame. All that aside, they are consistently the most OVER-RATED program in the country. They should not have gone to a BCS bowl last year, and LSU kindly showed them why they should have been playing Wisconsin (who was banished to Orlando). They have all sorts of deals with NBC, and the BCS. They are guaranteed a BCS spot if they finish in the top 8, they make $4.5 Million if they compete in a BCS bowl (the equivalent of how much an entire conference would make if one of their teams competed), and they receive $1.3 million even if they don't play in a BCS bowl, just for participating in the arrangement. That means if Notre Dame finished 119 in the country, the BCS would still owe them $1.3 Million. They are also the only team in the country that could possibly move up in the rankings after a loss. Why? Because they're Notre Dame.
The fact that the Irish and their fans won't come to Nashville is nothing more than a kick in the face to Vanderbilt Athletics. Do you know why? They are thinking that they have nothing to gain by traveling to Nashville. You know what we here at Who Ya With? Call that - Bush League. Pussy. Amateur.
They want us to come play a game in South Bend, and they won't even give us the common courtesy of a reach-around? Why should I have to leave Nashville to see Charlie Weiss's fat ass lumbering up and down the sidelines. Give me a break. It’s a good thing that they aren't playing this year, because Jonathon Goff might actually decapitate Jimmy Claussen (AKA - The Iceman from Top Gun's younger brother).
Musings
Some general thoughts I have on the current state of the Vanderbilt and the football program:
- After reading VSL's interview par deux with David Williams I have come to realize that it is imperative for us to hire a chancellor who has the same athletic vision as EGG. Although I wasn't very fond of OSU's new head, I did respect what he did with Vanderbilt athletics. It would be more than a catastrophe for us to lose CTC or CBJ. Our athletics are moving in the right direction and provide recent grads, such as myself, something to be proud of other than the fact we went to Vanderbilt.
Hiring someone who is just as committed would hopefully show the current coaches we will continue to be dedicated to building strong well rounded programs.
- CBJ needs to be coach of the Dores for the rest of his career. Finally we have found someone who shows an interest in building something and not jumping on to a bigger or better job. Why not show him the commitment back and make him one of the higher paid Dores coaches as well. CTC's flirting with other schools has gotten him a raise and facility upgrades. Maybe I'm ignorant on the issue and CBJ has in fact been done so, but why not give the guy a sizable pay increase and facility upgrade for showing a dedication to the school?
- In regards to the recent talk of a new Dudley field, I feel after reading various posts on the issue, that the stadium does need to be bricked just as Hawkins and that it needs to be either kept the same size or bumped up to 45K. We need to be honest with ourselves that we're not going to draw more fans than that to the average game regardless of how successful we are. However, I do feel that we should sink the stadium into the ground a la the Titans and make it steeper. This would provide us with a little more of a home field advantage and help us compensate for the smaller crowds.
Aesthetically speaking, I think we should replace the tents in the open endzone with Magnolia trees planted across the width of the field. This would give us an immediately recognizable landmark.
- I'm very pleased with the recruiting class we have at the moment. Although there is only one 3 star, the others are 2 stars that fit the same mold of recent Dore recruits, fitting the mold of tall rangy guys that can be built up. Additionally, I'm confident some of these will be bumped up during the course of the process and that hopefully we'll get a few more bigger names such as Barret Jones to come aboard.
- How many people do you think Goff will consume this year? I'm guessing he breaks the triple digit mark for the first time with 102.5.
- After reading VSL's interview par deux with David Williams I have come to realize that it is imperative for us to hire a chancellor who has the same athletic vision as EGG. Although I wasn't very fond of OSU's new head, I did respect what he did with Vanderbilt athletics. It would be more than a catastrophe for us to lose CTC or CBJ. Our athletics are moving in the right direction and provide recent grads, such as myself, something to be proud of other than the fact we went to Vanderbilt.
Hiring someone who is just as committed would hopefully show the current coaches we will continue to be dedicated to building strong well rounded programs.
- CBJ needs to be coach of the Dores for the rest of his career. Finally we have found someone who shows an interest in building something and not jumping on to a bigger or better job. Why not show him the commitment back and make him one of the higher paid Dores coaches as well. CTC's flirting with other schools has gotten him a raise and facility upgrades. Maybe I'm ignorant on the issue and CBJ has in fact been done so, but why not give the guy a sizable pay increase and facility upgrade for showing a dedication to the school?
- In regards to the recent talk of a new Dudley field, I feel after reading various posts on the issue, that the stadium does need to be bricked just as Hawkins and that it needs to be either kept the same size or bumped up to 45K. We need to be honest with ourselves that we're not going to draw more fans than that to the average game regardless of how successful we are. However, I do feel that we should sink the stadium into the ground a la the Titans and make it steeper. This would provide us with a little more of a home field advantage and help us compensate for the smaller crowds.
Aesthetically speaking, I think we should replace the tents in the open endzone with Magnolia trees planted across the width of the field. This would give us an immediately recognizable landmark.
- I'm very pleased with the recruiting class we have at the moment. Although there is only one 3 star, the others are 2 stars that fit the same mold of recent Dore recruits, fitting the mold of tall rangy guys that can be built up. Additionally, I'm confident some of these will be bumped up during the course of the process and that hopefully we'll get a few more bigger names such as Barret Jones to come aboard.
- How many people do you think Goff will consume this year? I'm guessing he breaks the triple digit mark for the first time with 102.5.
Law, Order and the Liberty Bell
I would like to take a brief break from the world of Vanderbilt sports to discuss a little known character in the world of sports. His name is Jonaton Lee Riches, and he is an inmate at a prison in South Carolina. I don't know exactly what he did, but I believe he is up for parole sometime around June of Never.
Some of you May know Mr. Riches as the man who filed a $63 Billion lawsuit against Michael Vick, alleging that Vick had pledged allegiance to al Qaeda. Presumably at a pit-bull tournament in Saudi Arabia or something. Anyways, I thought you would all like to know that Mr. Riches has filed another lawsuit (His 17th suit filed in the past two years of imprisonment). This time, he has filed suit against Barry Bonds, Bud Selig, and Hank Aaron's bat. I kid you not. At least he seems to have come to his senses about the amount of money to ask for, since he is only claiming a mere $42 Million in damages this go around.
Let me give you a quick breakdown of his main points:
1) Barry Bonds and Bud Selig are part of a large conspiracy to draw people to ballparks across the country. Bud Selig has secretly been giving Bonds steroids over the past four years.
2) Barry Bonds benched pressed Mr. Riches, against his will, in order to impress his ballpark buddies. (Yes, it says bench pressed - meaning he literally did a couple reps using Mr. Riches as a barbell.)
3) Barry Bonds has been using Hank Aaron's bat, which is corked, and the bat also has a secret compartment in which Barry has been hiding HGH, which he uses while in the on deck circle.
4) Barry Bonds has been selling steroids to Catholic Nuns.
5) Barry Bonds used Hank Aaron's bat to crack the liberty bell (In the late 19th Century).
Guys, I couldn't make this up if I tried. I am giving a Who Ya With? Guarantee that this is true.
This guy must be completely insane. He's probably on more medication than a certain DH III.
I'll be honest with you, I always thought that Barry was on the juice, but I had no Idea of the other shenanigans (the place with all the shit on the wall) that he has obviously been up to lately. Selling roids to nuns. What a bastard.
Out.
Some of you May know Mr. Riches as the man who filed a $63 Billion lawsuit against Michael Vick, alleging that Vick had pledged allegiance to al Qaeda. Presumably at a pit-bull tournament in Saudi Arabia or something. Anyways, I thought you would all like to know that Mr. Riches has filed another lawsuit (His 17th suit filed in the past two years of imprisonment). This time, he has filed suit against Barry Bonds, Bud Selig, and Hank Aaron's bat. I kid you not. At least he seems to have come to his senses about the amount of money to ask for, since he is only claiming a mere $42 Million in damages this go around.
Let me give you a quick breakdown of his main points:
1) Barry Bonds and Bud Selig are part of a large conspiracy to draw people to ballparks across the country. Bud Selig has secretly been giving Bonds steroids over the past four years.
2) Barry Bonds benched pressed Mr. Riches, against his will, in order to impress his ballpark buddies. (Yes, it says bench pressed - meaning he literally did a couple reps using Mr. Riches as a barbell.)
3) Barry Bonds has been using Hank Aaron's bat, which is corked, and the bat also has a secret compartment in which Barry has been hiding HGH, which he uses while in the on deck circle.
4) Barry Bonds has been selling steroids to Catholic Nuns.
5) Barry Bonds used Hank Aaron's bat to crack the liberty bell (In the late 19th Century).
Guys, I couldn't make this up if I tried. I am giving a Who Ya With? Guarantee that this is true.
This guy must be completely insane. He's probably on more medication than a certain DH III.
I'll be honest with you, I always thought that Barry was on the juice, but I had no Idea of the other shenanigans (the place with all the shit on the wall) that he has obviously been up to lately. Selling roids to nuns. What a bastard.
Out.
Thursday, August 16
August 29th vs. December 24th
You remember that feeling you had on Christmas eve when you were nine? You know you couldn't sleep because under the tree might be the new supersoaker or a SNES. Well that is what August 29th has become for me.
August 29th is the eve of the new Christmas. In fact it is better than Christmas because it is two holidays rolled into one. For August 30 is the first day of football season AND the first day of gambling season. Dores fans, this is hopefully the beginning of two winning seasons this upcoming fall.
I will delve into the Dores first. Although August 31st is technically football eve for the Dores, fans get a taste of football, an appetizer so to speak, on Thursday night. Can you say double Christmas???? This is the most anticipated Commodore season in my lifetime (nearly a quarter century) and if you don't believe it, look no further than the analysis done by our fellow Fog Horn lovers over at VSL. They are predicting an 8 win season and by God they may be right. http://www.vanderbiltsportsline.com/2007/08/vsl-schedule-preview.html
I myself have a more realistic expectation of 7 wins for the Dores and a birth in the Music City Bowl. See you at Robert's New Year's Eve to celebrate the victory.
OK OK. We are confident, but why shouldn't we be Earl Bennett is a fucking 98 on NCAA 08.
Now to the other issue at hand. I am so excited about the true start of Gambling season I may or may not have put $$$$$ in my sportsbook account today. But seriously they have the Dores at 300-1 to win the SEC. This is complete shit. Ole Miss, is 100-1 are you fucking kidding me, if you made that bet you would be burning your money right now. I am not saying the Dores are going to win, but at 300-1 you have to throw $10 at it. I mean that will buy you a 60 plasma to watch us play in the Sugar Bowl if we do. (I know, we all would be at F&M's the night before the game) but you get my point. We have so little respect that I could not find an over/under for our total wins on the season but if I was Vegas it would be set at 4.5 and I would take the over. FREE MONEY.
After analysis based solely on the length of time I have spent comparing the merits of Christmas Eve to Football/Gambling Eve/My Girlfriends Birthday...figure it out.
August 29th is the eve of the new Christmas. In fact it is better than Christmas because it is two holidays rolled into one. For August 30 is the first day of football season AND the first day of gambling season. Dores fans, this is hopefully the beginning of two winning seasons this upcoming fall.
I will delve into the Dores first. Although August 31st is technically football eve for the Dores, fans get a taste of football, an appetizer so to speak, on Thursday night. Can you say double Christmas???? This is the most anticipated Commodore season in my lifetime (nearly a quarter century) and if you don't believe it, look no further than the analysis done by our fellow Fog Horn lovers over at VSL. They are predicting an 8 win season and by God they may be right. http://www.vanderbiltsportsline.com/2007/08/vsl-schedule-preview.html
I myself have a more realistic expectation of 7 wins for the Dores and a birth in the Music City Bowl. See you at Robert's New Year's Eve to celebrate the victory.
OK OK. We are confident, but why shouldn't we be Earl Bennett is a fucking 98 on NCAA 08.
Now to the other issue at hand. I am so excited about the true start of Gambling season I may or may not have put $$$$$ in my sportsbook account today. But seriously they have the Dores at 300-1 to win the SEC. This is complete shit. Ole Miss, is 100-1 are you fucking kidding me, if you made that bet you would be burning your money right now. I am not saying the Dores are going to win, but at 300-1 you have to throw $10 at it. I mean that will buy you a 60 plasma to watch us play in the Sugar Bowl if we do. (I know, we all would be at F&M's the night before the game) but you get my point. We have so little respect that I could not find an over/under for our total wins on the season but if I was Vegas it would be set at 4.5 and I would take the over. FREE MONEY.
After analysis based solely on the length of time I have spent comparing the merits of Christmas Eve to Football/Gambling Eve/My Girlfriends Birthday...figure it out.
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me
Living in the great state of Georgia, and hanging around the people that I associate with, it is guaranteed that you will constantly hear opinions and expectations for the beloved "Dawgs." Don't get me wrong, I root for the Dawgs too, as long as they aren't facing the Commodores. However, there is nothing more infuriating to me than to hear the following: "I heard we are supposed to suck again this year. I mean, how could we do well coming off last year." Oh yeah, last year was awful. You won 9 games, including closing out the season with wins against #5 Auburn, #16 Georgia Tech (for the Sixth year in a row), and a Peach Bowl (or whatever its called now) victory over #14 Virginia Tech. Don't bitch and moan to me about how terrible your season was last year. Do you know who you are talking to? Do you have any idea what I've been through? Like the fact that my beloved 'Dores haven't had a winning season since I have been present on this earth. That's right, 1982. And I wasn't around yet to bask in that season. You want to know the most excitement I've had? Two answers:
1) 1999 when Woody took the Dores to a 5-6 season. This was back when Vandy had ridiculous defenses. The bowl contention came down to a game against Kentucky, and unfortunately for the Dores, a 9-year old playing Madden has more play calling ability than Woody did at the time. The next season, do you think they built on that? No, they went 3-8.
2) 2005. My senior year, and the final year of Jay Cutler. A 4-0 start, followed by a disappointing 1-6 close. By far, the best year for Vanderbilt Football that I remember. We should have gone to a bowl, but unfortunately a ref down in Gainesville decided to accuse Earl of doing the Tennessee Half Step in the end zone, and we were robbed of a chance to go for 2.
From now on, don't come to me with you're complaints of a 9-5 season, which ends in a victorious bowl appearance. I don’t want to hear it. Count Chocula. A true fan can persevere through terrible seasons filled with heartbreak, and still pee his pants with excitement come the end of August.
A couple people have heard me say this, but this is my favorite time of Vanderbilt football season. It's like Christmas Eve. I just hope we don't wake up in December, and find out that all we got for Christmas was socks and underwear. But either way, I'll be back next August.
Out.
1) 1999 when Woody took the Dores to a 5-6 season. This was back when Vandy had ridiculous defenses. The bowl contention came down to a game against Kentucky, and unfortunately for the Dores, a 9-year old playing Madden has more play calling ability than Woody did at the time. The next season, do you think they built on that? No, they went 3-8.
2) 2005. My senior year, and the final year of Jay Cutler. A 4-0 start, followed by a disappointing 1-6 close. By far, the best year for Vanderbilt Football that I remember. We should have gone to a bowl, but unfortunately a ref down in Gainesville decided to accuse Earl of doing the Tennessee Half Step in the end zone, and we were robbed of a chance to go for 2.
From now on, don't come to me with you're complaints of a 9-5 season, which ends in a victorious bowl appearance. I don’t want to hear it. Count Chocula. A true fan can persevere through terrible seasons filled with heartbreak, and still pee his pants with excitement come the end of August.
A couple people have heard me say this, but this is my favorite time of Vanderbilt football season. It's like Christmas Eve. I just hope we don't wake up in December, and find out that all we got for Christmas was socks and underwear. But either way, I'll be back next August.
Out.
Here we are....
Here we go. In admiration of other Vanderbilt Sports blogs, such as the VSL, we have decided to throw our hat into the ring. For years we have watched with hope and disappointment as the Commodores struggled from Saturday to Saturday, and we have now decided to share the views of that hope and disappointment with the world. Vanderbilt Athletics are in a prime position to break through to the next level, and some (such as baseball) have already done so. During this exciting era, we vow to keep you abreast on our opinions of what is going on. By no means do we claim to provide you with the most statistically true information, though we will try. Rather we promise to give you the most provocative, passionate, and opinionated view on the world of Vanderbilt sports, and other topics as we see fit. Enjoy.
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