Love The Dores, Hate ESPN

There are 14 undefeated teams left in the country and most of the wins come against sub par opponents. ESPN.com's Power 16 says the Dores have yet to play a ranked opponent. Ok, fine. But don't tell me we have played a weak schedule, in fact by winning percentage of opponents faced the Commies have played the TOUGHEST schedule of all undefeated teams. Very niiiiiiiiice. (Sorry I am not a nerd and can't get the table in here correctly, but if you would like to see it it comes from Rivals)

Team Conf. Rec. Opp. rec. Biggest win
Clemson ACC 8-0 30-41 84-82 at Mississippi State
Duke ACC 9-0 29-44 77-73 over Marquette
Georgetown Big East 7-0 20-39 70-60 over Alabama
Kansas Big 12 9-0 31-39* 59-55 at USC
Memphis C-USA 7-0 35-28 62-58 over USC
Miami ACC 8-0 33-22* 64-58 at Providence
North Carolina ACC 8-0 32-37 73-63 over BYU
Ole Miss SEC 7-0 31-31 85-77 over New Mexico
Pittsburgh Big East 9-0 32-41* 75-74 at Washington
Sam Houston St. Southland 8-0# 20-18* 56-54 over Texas Tech
Texas Big 12 9-0 38-30* 63-61 at UCLA
UT-Arlington Southland 8-0# 24-24* 60-59 at Wichita State
Vanderbilt SEC 10-0 49-41 95-86 over Bradley
Washington State Pac-10 9-0 43-40 51-47 at Gonzaga
#= You played at least 2 pussy ass DII schools

*= Records of pussy assed schools don't count

On another note, I would like to give a big Fuck You to ESPN. Now sure it is partially my fault for not taking the extra time out of my life to set the DVR to record an extra 15 minutes of the game, or be in front of my TV from tip off to close. But I did a stellar job of not checking text messages or looking at anything that might have given away the ending. Its too bad that ESPN classic cut my fucking DVR off with 35 seconds to go in the game and the Dores trailing 77-79. I missed overtime and I was pissed. I almost broke my fucking fist banging on the table in front of me.

I said "Ok that's fine, I'll just watch the highlights on Sportscenter." Well guess fucking what? They didn't show the highlights of the #20 team in the country on Sportscenter. I mean shit, we only came back from 18 points down in the second half and won in OT. Not to mention it was ON the ESPN family of networks. Why don't you suck an AIDS infested, retired Mexico donkey show donkey dick ESPN, why don't ya.

Oh, ESPN I guess you are trying to make up for it today, posting another article about the Aussie Invasion. Real original Andy Katz, no one else has written about that in the past week.

CBJ Staying

But I hear now he is on the list for the Northeastern Idaho State Tech job. I am sure he will go interview to gain leverage in getting our stadium redone.

Take him Puuuuulllllleeeeeeeeezzzzzzzze

I like CBJ. I think he is a decent football coach. As is common in these times, I would like to become a rumor monger and start thinking of his replacement. After CBJ leaves Vandy for a $250,000 raise in what is not a lateral move, but an instant downgrade to the crappiest football program in a BCS conference, DUKE, we as hardcore Dore fans will have one of the following as our new football coach.

My list in order of want:
1) Kevin Sumlin – This ball buster offensive and recruiting powerhouse has been instrumental in making Oklahoma what it is today. The competition is Houston and Wazzou. Wazzou is in Eastern Washington and one of the hardest places to recruit to. We can get Sumlin for $1.2 Mill.
2) Will Muschamp – We had a good D this year. Add this up and comer and we will have a better D. He has SEC ties as the Auburn D coordinator and will be a HC in the next 2 years, why not start with us.
3) Mike Leach – He loves pirates. Why not see if his quirky offense can make Vandy into a perennial 8-4 team like he did at Texas Tech.
4) Jeff Tedford – He is on everyone elses list, so why not ours
5) The Tuna – He has Vandy ties and you know he misses coaching
6) Use our geeks and clone Bear Bryant. This is more to piss off Bama fans than anything. If we give the new Bear life, he can't leave cause "Mama called" because Vandy will be Mama.
7) Ya ya ya ya football. Why the fuck not. Brent Shaffa, White Boys

Oh by the way bobby. Duke has Ugly Bitches Everywhere

Please provide your own coaches to this list