!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( . )( . )!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just found out great news! Santa Clause is real and he was in Nashville last night.

Vanderbilt 93 - Kentucky 52 That's right, we beat Kentucky by 41 points. 41! And that was after Stallings called off the dogs. With 10 minutes to go in the game we took out our starters. This was done amoung throws of laughter eminating from the Vandy table at the bar. I didn't know it could happen, but apparently when humans watch their favorite team annihilate the opponent the only thing to do is laugh. But we took out our starters and rested them for 2 minutes! HAHA take that Gillespie, CKS took a page out of Belichick's book and played for the blowout. Seriously though, what happened to us in the second half. We fell apart, I wanted 50, a nice even number, but instead we laid a George W.(41st President) on them so that will have to do.

I was so excited about this that I thought to my college days and if hazing was still legal I would have sent pledges to Lexington last night, armed with shoe polish to write 93-54 on as many cars as they could, but "Make sure you don't get arrested or else I will fucking kill you."

Now I am at my desk this morning, only to open outlook and get this exchange:

DM: "Who's playing Kentucky tonight? Not sure I recognize this team..."

WT: "I dont know, i think our game got cancelled . . . "

DM: "I'm seriously giddy. I cant stop smiling. This is hilarious. "

WT: "Havent been this happy since mario hit the three against nc state"

Couldn't agree more, but I haven't been this happy since I found out about the scrambled Playboy channel in the 6th grade. Remember if you stayed up past 10 they turned on the sound and you could listen to "Night Calls."

One older Vandy grad, obviously in shock, was only able to reply with this..."The Beagle won Best in Show!!!!!!!"