The Jesus knows Chuck Norris and he has always had a bone to chew with the special needs fans of the University of Florida. How dare they use his jokes in reference to Tim Tebow? Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick him to the face before Tebow broke the huddle. By special request of Sir Norris, WYW has redone and made more appropriate jokes for Tim “Quailman” Tebow.Btw, how fucking lame is the use of “Superman” as anybody’s nickname, what did your three year old come up with that one?
Tim Tebow wears Care Bear pajamas and sleeps in a My Little Pony tent.
Tim Tebow drinks tall-non-fat-no-whip-soy caramel macchiatos.
Tim Tebow pees the bed.
Tim Tebow has erectile dysfunction.
Tim Tebow lost the Heisman Trophy.
When you Google Tim Tebow, he is the 4th picture that shows up.
Tim Tebow can’t grow facial hair.
Tim Tebow wears jean shorts.
Tim Tebow once had the chance to fuck two chicks at the same time…and didn’t.
Tim Tebow lost to Ole Miss…at home.
Tim Tebow’s favorite meal is a tofurkey sandwich with a small side salad, no dressing and a green chai tea.
Tim Tebow didn’t vote.
Tim Tebow is the cause of the subprime mortgage meltdown, because he didn’t pay.
Tim Tebow wears jean shorts.
On Christmas morning Tim Tebow cried when he got a Cabbage Patch doll instead of Rainbow Brite.
Tim Tebow went to Amsterdam and didn’t do drugs.
Please post your own Quailman Tebow jokes in the comments...
5 comments:
tim tebow was homeschooled
tim tebow warms up to coldplay
tim tebow is saving his virginity for old greg
the "dual threat" averages 2.8 yards per carry
tim tebow's favorite movie is Billy Elliot
a heisman finalist, much less winner, should never be the qb of a team with 4 losses
when asked for his all-time favorite actor, tim tebow said Stephanie Tanner
tim tebow drives a vespa
tim tebow wears jean shorts and a promise ring
Tim Tebow sports a Hello Kitty backpack
Tim Tebow sleeps with stuffed animals
Tim Tebow doesn't masterbate
Most importantly, Tebow plays poorly when he gets pressure up the middle.
Come on Bruce...we need some unexpected schemes Saturday night.
Im from california and love tim tebow vanderbilt u suck gators rape u. Im a UCLA fan and Tebow is still my favorite athlete. Heisman bitch dont insult tebow u hicks
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